Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

Gyatt’s Plan

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

You're so skibidi

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

They rizzin' on me

Give me your Ohio

Yuh

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

And still

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Freaking come here

You're so fanum tax

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

I just wanna be your sigma

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

They rizzin' on me

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Gyatt’s plan

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?